On the Seriousness of Non-Serious Things

First of all:

Do not try to be serious. Seriousness comes from a need to be so. That being said, nothing ever 'needs' to be serious. It just is. Therefore, by several violations of logic - via means of fallacy - nothing is serious.

Following this chopped piece of rhetoric, I would like to comment on my own seriousness - which by my own chopped piece of rhetoric does not exist. Therefore, no comment on my own seriousness exists. In fact, my seriousness had an existential crisis and met Descartes and then stopped being. What it thought, it was, and therefore was not.

All this talk of my confused seriousness is perhaps leaving the wrong message. I bet you think I'm kidding. Well... Boy does this self-imposed segue segue well into the next paragraph (words that are verbs and nouns are - and there is no valid argument against this, so do not try - awesome)

I am not kidding. I am never kidding. I do not kid. In fact, I have never 'kidded' even once in my life. Some say this stems from an educational maw of 'kidding' lessons, and therefore I have been left devoid - yet, in bitter want - of 'kidding' prowess. Others argue that I lack the 'kidding' genes and therefore the 'kidding' proteins to code for the 'kidding' actions.

What I have concluded is that people who speak of my kidding deficiencies are often kidding themselves and need to grow up - and I mean this in a completely non-kidding kind of way.

In summation, some things are not serious - for example: this blog entry.

They just aren't, and making them out to be just saps all the fun out of the very environment that surrounds them.

Please stop trying to make them serious by yelling, screaming, whining, worrying, or whining.

Do not whine.

Serious.